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before it was not such a big compagny people used to avoid them, they all worked alone in their dim offices the competition laughed at them then the boss said : we must reorganize he was a castout, nobody liked him most didn't even know he existed he was really stinking under the armpits so they made him project rabbit he put his office lights back on screamed (it was so bright, aaaargh, the light !!) he found some paper, two scissors and a old paper clip there he is now ready for that project stuff he needs things, like that new computer crap and some powerpoint slides so he goes to the staff store but it's closed - damnit !!! s project rabbit is sulking, everybody hates him since that stupid idea stuff of the other day but he doesn't care, he's got the founding, he takes refuge in the toilets with all the money but he holds back, he's not here to shit the boss is a little worried nobody knows where the toilets key is it's really stinking in there now by jove, he peed on the budget !! they had to call the police in the toilet by force they entered and they found lots of rabbit's management's rabbit, internal consultant rabbit, organization chart rabbit, and five reorganization rabbits... all dead and decayed for years they never found rabbit project he ran away thru the U-bend and even if he drowned (which would explain why the toilets are blocked up) everybody thinks he's happy anywhere else (but nobody really cares) the moral of that story is we must reorganize again (sorry) |