At the dawn of the 4th millenium, you feel old-fashioned,
you can't really cope with the new technologies, for you internet
is that cold impersonal mysterious stuff.
You want to be loved, to be cudled, you want attention and
people taking care of you. You hate those Palm things, e-pad tranparent
nonsense whatever it is, those IBM letters and all those frozen
The macrame-computer has been designed
right for you !! All warmness, natural material, hemp and
flax built, mid sackcloth, mid rough canvas, with some seeds and
little bells going gling gling while you surf a new internet,
this is the cuddle computer, just for you.
What we like about the macrame-computer :
his elegant design ;
noble and warm local material ;
the country smell when it he gets white hot ;
the internet pages playing hide-and-seek with the screen
What you get with the computer :
the unusable canvas mousepad ;
the 100% natural mouse ;
the macrame pins to put on your non-nerd shirt ;
a 50% bonus coupon for "Uncle Mud Sackcloth" ;
the scanner and printer pattern, dedicated by Paul Gates,
the other's evil twin ;
two yogurth boxes for a DIY mega-modem between your macrame
computer and the kid's fake phone.
So don't wait for it to rotten in our wharehouse,
just BUY IT NOW !!!
For two macrame-computers you get 10% off
the third one if you take the no-risk no-hidden-charges mandatory
yogurth really limited internet access for only 260 bucks a day.
The total cost is 222 000 000 $ a year for
twenty years only !
I want the macrame
I send you my life savings at :
Rabbit's special macrame-computer offer
P.O. box 8594522368455536568555255544-586658
00 Caïman Islands
satisfied or not.
Just do it NOW !!
such a nice macrame-computer, can I subscribeto the daily strip?