"I'm working ? I'm working... I'm working!!!!! Oh oh, system ressources problem ? Sorry..." |
Windows Millenium Edition |
| "Now you miss me, don't you ? You miss me!! Perhaps I was only in black and white, but I worked !!
Exactly, I worked!! Bastards..." |
DOS |
| "Here's your mail for today... Spam, spam, spam and spam... And oh ! A chain letter !" |
Outlook Express |
| "Hey ! Free software is not necessarily bullshit! Look at Linux!" |
Internet Explorer |
| "It's itching, itching, itching, aaaargnnnh !! That firewall is like a sieve!!..." |
_restore |
| "That's not Bill Gates who should be a millionaire, that's me!" |
Rene Gates, the other's evil twin |
| "Damn flu ! I swear that one day, my name will be synonymous
with terror of the viruses!" |
Norton |
| "An abacus ? that's original!... You're fired." |
Bill Gates |
| "Who's the funny guy who's running a bug-free version
of windows? Want to ruin the trade or what ?" |
Bill Gates |