| "A dwarf ? Where, where ?... Oh..." |
Dany de Vito |
| "I've got a name for the band : Windows 67,
because we're in 67 !! Isn't that a great name, huh ?" |
Jim Morrison |
| "I don't want to go to that party, the U2's and
the New Order's will be there and they're such loosers !" |
Depeche Mode |
| "Two bottles of shampoo for the price of one ?
Finally, my dream HAS become true..." |
Yul Brynner |
| "Groucho Marx ? Chicco Marx ? That's NOT funny." |
Ms Brothers |
| "No sorry, I just have conjunctivitis, that's why I'm screwing my eyes up...
What do you mean, stay like this ?" |
Clint Eastwood |
| "No sorry, I just have conjunctivitis, that's why I'm screwing my eyes up...
What do you mean, stay like this ?" |
Clint Eastwood |
| "I like apples, or pears, but grapes just trigger my wrath!!" |
John Steinbeck |
| "You know son, I won't always be there to fish you out, so listen to me: building those "houses"
like you do, that's your thing, not playing in the rivers..." |
Le Corbusier's dad |
| "Stunt time!! Okay... the toast goes toward the bowl of milk... and down... and... Damn!!" |
Jean Paul Belmondo 2002 |
| "My wife, my kids, compressed in a car accident... Mmmmh, compressed ?" |
Cesar (yes, the sculptor) |
| "I'll call this compression Family, and I'll sell it for 4 millions dollars." |
Cesar (still the sculptor) |
| "In a restaurant, I like the waitress best..." |
Hannibal Lecter |
| "Spend Christmas in Afganistan ? Yeah, sounds like fun!" |
John Mc Laine |
| "Jurassic Park IV ? He, THAT sounds good!" |
Steven Spielberg |
| "Listen, you won't teach me how to change a light
bulb!" |
Claude François (to his bath duck) |
| "the truck is slowing down, I'll pass easy." |
Coluche |
| "Really ? Can I come in the helicopter ?" |
Daniel Balavoine |
| " Wass sagst du ? Ich höre nitchevo." |
Beethoven |
| "Yes, but I like Citizen Roger too" |
Orson Welles |
| "Hey, that kind of looks nice..." |
Michelangelo |
| "Aouch, I burned my finger !... Just joking." |
E. T. |
| "No no no, I don't want to buy a raincoat, I want to buy an umbrella !" |
Mary Poppins |
| "I'm really sorry for you, Milou, but as you can
see, there are no chicks around here..." |
Tintin |
| "No, I swear I never slept with Madonna, we're just friends." |
Harry Potter |
| "Harry Potter and I, it's over now, we're just friends." |
Madonna |
| "No, I never heard of the captain Flam, and no, I am not from that planet. |
Suzanne Vega |
| "But mom, I am one of the greatest architects of
all times, I'm the funder of modern architecture, I can't do
a traditional house for y... Aouch! Okay, okay..." |
Le Corbusier |
| "And I'd play a cowboy ? Why not a pigboy ! You're
crazy, that will never work !!" |
John Wayne |
| "What are you saying, Tootsie's dress ? You mean...
Let me have a look at that script again !!" |
Dustin Hoffman |
| "Yes, Guiseppe, one four seasons. Yes, Guiseppe,
it's very funny, I'm laughing a lot." |
Vivaldi |
| "I love this job, Mister Vador pays well and the
food is great" |
Independant worker on the Death Star |
| "Luke, we can't do that ! Think of all the independant
workers!" |
Han Solo |
| "Hhhhhhhhh ! Hhhhhhhh ! Where is that damn asthm
spray?" |
Darth Vador |
| "Stop moving ! I can't paint under these conditions!
Last-warning: the Demoiselles d'Avignon will look like
nothing!!" |
Pablo Picasso |
| "What ? A camera ? Damn Santa Claus, I said I wanted
a machine gun!" |
Robert Doisneau |
| "Damn squirrel, you're really breaking my... Hey ?" |
Tchaïkovski |
| "Marylin, stop showing your underwear to everyone ! Nobody's
interested, you know..." |
Ms Monroe |
| "Daddy, I know you want me to learn pistol shooting, but mom and I saw that macramé school..." |
Billy the Kid |
| "Rhett, you're a nice guy and all, but I don't understand what you're talking about : what exactly is gone with the wind??" |
Scarlett O'Hara |
| "My red norvegian shoes ? Strange..." |
Carl Perkins |
| "A wax doll ? It's a stupid gift, mom, you can't play with that!" |
France Gall |
| "Ha ha ha ha ha, hierk hierk hierk, I think they might begin to notice something... Huierk hierk hierk !!" |
David Linch |
| Gnnnnnnnnnn.... Gnnnnnn... Pfffff !" |
Bernardo to the mime Marceau |
| "Gnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiii !!!!" |
Jane Fonda |
| "The grapes of wrath ? Coool, I love grapes..." |
Henri Fonda |
| "Sing in a Renault ? Well, if you think that's a good idea... Ohh, WITH Renault, the singer !!." |
Axelle Red |
| "Are the fish biting today, mister Schubert ? Someone is going to come home with an empty bag again, ha ha ha ha !!!!" |
the trout |
| "Hi hi hi hi hi, stop that, you're tickling me!!" |
Terminator |
| "If I remember ? My memory is like an ele... No, I don't remember." |
Elephant Man |
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