|"No, no, it's not me you're looking for, it's Vasco
||Vasco de Omo
|"My teeth hurt... Did anyone find the lemon box?Aooch...
there we go, another one down..."
|"The way of God... Hmm, okay, God... So, where's the G?"
|"I think I'll ask one of those penguins if he knows
where the north pole exactly is...."
||Paul Emile Victor
|"Looks like it was some kind of hospital... All those
stiff necks... And the signs must be some kind of chinese stuff...
yeah, that's it, chinese."
||Jean FranÃ§ois Champollion
|" Dear collegues, I want to talk to you about my
last discov... Where am I?"
|"M... Mom! What are you doing with dad?"
|"You think I can't jump that mountain ?"
|What exactly is that propeller plane story I heard ?
If you want to stay with us, you've gotta lose the attitude!"
||Joseph de Montgolfier
|"I drunk too much, my head is spinning... Hey,
what did I say?"
|"I don't care, if nobody wants to buy me a kite, I'll do one myself!"
|"Shit, no more paper"
|"Now I'm sure my theory is relative. At least I
|"Fly a planeover the Channel ? Are you crazy?"
|"If we put bells on the pigeons, we could know
when we have a message..."
|"No, I never said I take the key of the LEM because
YOU were supposed to take the key of the LEM!"
|"What time did you say ?"
||Albert "Dr" Schweitzer
|"Listen guy, stewed apples in the shoes wasn't
a funny joke the first time, and it's not getting funnier now!"