| "Ivan ? Ohey !!!..." |
Invanhoe |
| "Sorry Robert, but I don't get a word you're saying..." |
Collins |
| "Penelope, my dear, it's me, I'm back !!!! (god, she has really aged...)" |
Ulysses |
| "What the f... What's this boat, who are this guys ?!! Go away,goooo awaaay !! It's MY treasure, MY treasure !!!" |
the treasure island |
| "I'm done here, but I rest my case, you really should think about that mask thing I told you about..." |
the Masque de Fer's beautician |
| "For Whom the Doorbell Rings ?... Hmmm... I'm not sure..." |
Ernest Hemingway |
| "Your hair are really mutinous, but you'll get a great haircut anyway..." |
a bounty mutineer |
| "And when I drink too much, them whales become pink..." |
captain Achab |
| "God I'm late...Oh, and what's the point ? Let's make a break, have a beer, smoke something, and I'll get back to that later ..." |
the white rabbit (Alice's) |
| "No spice for me, thanks. Gives me diarrhea everytime..." |
Paul "Muad'dib" Atréïdes (Dune) |
| "What do you want again ? A story ? Oh no, mom worked all day long, she's too tired now, I'll turn on the TV." |
Sheherazade |
| "Aooch, I've got a cavity !! I hope people won't notice...." |
the Cheschire Cat |
| "What do you mean, crabs ? Nooo... I won't think of it as a disease...
more as a love story..." |
Eric Segal |
| "Moooom!! The kids at school are always calling my nose names,
so I gave them all away to the teacher!!" |
Cyrano de Bergerac |
| "Of course, Thru Every Hole would be a sales
hit, but I prefer the Sentimental Education." |
Gustave Flaubert |
| "A naked woman ? Should I rather draw you someting more of your age, like a sheep ?" |
Antoine de Saint Exupery |
| "He really drew me a sheep! Jeez, I wanted a naked woman! Fucking aviator bastard..." |
the Little Prince |
| "Thongs ? Thank you I guess, Mom." |
Puss in Boots |
| "The what letters? But, that's stupid, I
don't even own a windmill!" |
Alphonse Daudet |
| "Stupid, stupid, stupid multifunctions robot who
won't even make a simple orange juice! I hate robots!" |
Isaac Asimov |
| "Please, ma'am, hide those breasts I cannot see... Just joking." |
The marquis de Sade |
| "I will write the most annoying book ever, and
call it... Ms Bovary." |
Gustave Flaubert |
| "I'll take some peas, and two spons of that soup...
hop, hop, top!" |
Gargantua |