|"Oh yesssss, your hand is SO warm, it feels so good, oh rub me again,
oh yes, oh yes.. Hmmmm, click, oh yes, just click again, yeesssss, I'm comiiiing..."
||your computer's mouse
|"Barby, I'm going to have sex with you, as soon as I find my penis..."
|"Aooch !! Aoooch !! Hey, I didn't do anything, stop hitting me like that!!"
||the "enter" key
|"What is it today ? Green and slimmy ? Hierk, do I hate this shit job !!"
||a roll of toilet paper
||a rain drop
|"Aooch !! Aaaoooch !!! Aooch!! Aooch !!"
||a blade of grass under the rain
|"Look, look, I'm a penis ! Now you do what I say, and we'll have some fun..."
|"You see my son, never, just never gaze directly into the sun... Hey, stop crying, mom was kidding!!"
|"Ken, touch my hand again ? Ooooh, I'm having an orgasm..."
|"Coming up, honey ? Ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!"
||the stairs to the attic
|"What the ? Hooow, just leave me alone another hour..."
||the alarm clock
|"What do you mean I have scoliosis?"
||the Pise tower
|"Yes you're pretty, look at you, those colors,
those tones, boy you're georgeous!"
|"Don't listen to them, nobody's greener on the
other side, that fence stuff is just nonsense."
||a balde of grass
|"Gnnnh ! Gnnnnnnhiargh ! Damn, still no chocolate today..."
||The Venus of Milo
|"Damn, moss again... I should do more rolling."
|"Quick, everybody behind me ! No, they won't see
you, even if you are two thousands, it's an infallible trick."
|"I can just stick the torch under my elbow, In
could turn the page..."
||The statue of Liberty
|"Aaaah... Aaaaaaaaah... ATCHAAAI !!!!! Damn, my nose..."
|"I'm rusted under the arms or what ?"
||La Tour Eiffel
|"Ha, ha, haaaaa..... ATCHIAA !!!!"