| "Oh yesssss, your hand is SO warm, it feels so good, oh rub me again,
oh yes, oh yes.. Hmmmm, click, oh yes, just click again, yeesssss, I'm comiiiing..." |
your computer's mouse |
| "Barby, I'm going to have sex with you, as soon as I find my penis..." |
Ken |
| "Aooch !! Aoooch !! Hey, I didn't do anything, stop hitting me like that!!" |
the "enter" key |
| "What is it today ? Green and slimmy ? Hierk, do I hate this shit job !!" |
a roll of toilet paper |
| "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!" |
a rain drop |
| "Aooch !! Aaaoooch !!! Aooch!! Aooch !!" |
a blade of grass under the rain |
| "Look, look, I'm a penis ! Now you do what I say, and we'll have some fun..." |
a cloud |
| "You see my son, never, just never gaze directly into the sun... Hey, stop crying, mom was kidding!!" |
a sunflower |
| "Ken, touch my hand again ? Ooooh, I'm having an orgasm..." |
Barby |
| "Coming up, honey ? Ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!" |
the stairs to the attic |
| "What the ? Hooow, just leave me alone another hour..." |
the alarm clock |
| "What do you mean I have scoliosis?" |
the Pise tower |
| "Zzzzzzzzzzz..." |
a log |
| "Yes you're pretty, look at you, those colors,
those tones, boy you're georgeous!" |
a picture |
| "Don't listen to them, nobody's greener on the
other side, that fence stuff is just nonsense." |
a balde of grass |
| "Gnnnh ! Gnnnnnnhiargh ! Damn, still no chocolate today..." |
The Venus of Milo |
| "Damn, moss again... I should do more rolling." |
a stone |
| "Quick, everybody behind me ! No, they won't see
you, even if you are two thousands, it's an infallible trick." |
a tree |
| "I can just stick the torch under my elbow, In
could turn the page..." |
The statue of Liberty |
| "Aaaah... Aaaaaaaaah... ATCHAAAI !!!!! Damn, my nose..." |
the Sphynx |
| "I'm rusted under the arms or what ?" |
La Tour Eiffel |
| "Ha, ha, haaaaa..... ATCHIAA !!!!" |
The Etna |
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