|"Want a piece of fly sandwich? Can't finish
|"Spider-man ? That's crap ! What kind of spider are we talking about anyway ?!!"
||the Black Widow
|"A beach... Why do I have that urge to lay some eggs in the sand ?..."
||Donnatello, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle
|"Those are nice garter belts... That would be a
cool change from these blue and red tights..."
|"There's ONE thing that pisses me off, and that's
||Bruce "The Hulk" Banner
|"Where am I, now ? Do you like it ? Why don't you answer ? Oh..."
||invisible man to invisible woman
|"You cleaned the spider webs ? Noooo, I said everything but the spider webs !!"
|"Okay, Reed Richards, what you need tio do is stop eating rubber, and everything will be back to normal in no time."
||Mr Fantastic's doctor
|"Usually, I give lotion for crabs, but I think I'll do yours with my chainsaw..."
||the Giant Man's doctor
|"But I love you very much also, Robin ! Why the long face ? Oooooh... Aooch..."
|"What is it ??... Two hundred meters of bandages ? You really shouldn't have done that...."
||the invisible man