| "You know, I have indian friends." |
General Custer |
| "When this will be over, I think I will open a
nice hat store." |
Davy Crockett (in Fort Alamo) |
| "You said it was a what tea?" |
Socrates |
| "Listen, I'm going to talk to the Indians. It's
probably a misunderstanding." |
General Custer |
| "Someone's knocking at the door, probably an offer of peace..." |
chief of the tchetchen commando |
| "You know, Goebbels, I'm not sure about my style... Should I comb a big tuft of hair on my forehead, or put out one eye?" |
Adolf Hitler |
| "You voted for me ? That's just great, bye!!... Hey, Hans, what's that vote thing they keep talking about ?" |
Adolf Hitler |
| "Tell me again my Merry Men, we steal FROM the poor and give TO the rich, is that it this time ?..." |
Robin Hood |
| "So you're the famous Robin Hood, that takes from the poor and gives to the rich !... What, did I say something stupid ?" |
Maid Mariann |
| "And here you can see the compression of an hospital by Georges W. Bush..." |
Saddam Hussein |
| "A modern art sculpture ? Ho silly me who thought it could be some kind of bomb or something ! Again sorry mister Hussein..." |
an UNO inspector |
| "Okay, let's evacuate the hospitals people, Bush is going on chirurgical war again..." |
Saddam Hussein |
| "Hey, look at that ! A nice fan is giving me a knife ! How kind is that ?" |
Bertrand Delanoë (maire of Paris, has recently been stabbed by an homophobic guy) |
| "Josiane, will you please cancel my speech at the knives trowers convention ? Tell them I've become allergic..." |
Bertrand Delanoë |
| "Is it me, or do I smell gas ?..." |
Maurice Papon |
| "Nice pyramid, but it would really look better if you move it just 100 feet to there." |
Keops |
| "Sniff sniff... Do I smell soap ? Who did wash himself ?!!!" |
Gengis Khan |
| "Mister Le Corbusier, I'm your biggest admirer, you really know how to humilate people..." |
Doctor Petiot |
| "Honey, I got that life insurance thing... Who's on the phone, Sitting ? Can you hand me the phone so I can say hi to that old bastard!" |
General Custer |
| "Kids !!! Everyone calm down, or I'll invent school !!" |
Charlemagne |
| "Driver, go left... No right! No stop, no go, go, no arrrrrgnhhh, can't do it!" |
François Hollande, leader of the french progessist party |
| "An election film ? God I love fictions !! The Abstentionnist is my favorite of all times !!" |
Jean Marie Le Pen, 2010 |
| "Gnnnn... There's something coming up my ass, it's unbearable !" |
Marianne (french's Uncle Sam) |
| "You have a gift for me, Brutus ? Ooooh, a knife, what a great present !!" |
Julius Cesar |
| "Cesar, those that will be running salute... damn !! Dying, damnit, dying..." |
Spartacus |
| "Adolf, quit annoying little Joseph now !! That's
ridiculous, you're loosing everytime... Excuse us, Ms Stalin." |
Ms Hitler |
| "Should I grow a bearb or a mustache? Or maybe
one of these goatees, goatees are nice..." |
Abraham Lincoln |
| "Georges ?... Are you looking for me? I'm
hidding now." |
Osama bin Laden |
| "Listen carefully, if he has a djellaba, even a
furred one, and if he has a beard, even a white one, then he is a islamist! Throw him in jail!" |
George W. Bush |
| "From the top of those pyramids, we could do some nice gliding..." |
Napoléon |
| "You know, I'm not really aiming for the grass..." |
Attila the Hun |
| "Caramba, missed again !" |
George W. Bush |
| "I've been having this stiff neck for ages... If
I could get rid of it defintively..." |
Danton |
| "After the fight, I think I'll buy a farm in Little
Big Horn, grow some tomatoes, lay in the sun..." |
General Custer |
| "That's terrible, you never have fire when you
need it!" |
Nicki Lauda |
| "So you waited thirty years to tell me it look like a
"napkin""??bs??? |
Yasser Arafat |
| "All we nead is some rain, now!" |
General Custer |
| "Satisfying the consumer is a priority to any worker" |
Karl Marx |
| "My ribs are scratching like hell !" |
Napoléon |
| "So THAT is a car..." |
Jeannie Longo |
| "What ?" |
Georges W. Bush |
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