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Last update 2 nov 2003. You can get a quote a day if you subscribe to the rabbit's comic strip.-----
| " Adam, I hate it when you call me your little cutlet..." | Eve |
| " Why can't I have seven-league Nikes for school ?!!" | baby ogre |
| " Oh noooooooo, the elevator's broken again..." | a Babel tower inhabitant |
| " It's too late for an abortion, now, we'll have to try something else..." | Tom Thumb's father |
| " Hmmm, Tom Thumb yogurth, with real lumps of Thumb !!" | baby ogre |
| " Adolf, stop farting at your friends' faces, you'll asphyxiate us all !!!" | Adolf Hitler's teacher |
| " Gandhi, I don't care about your non-violence bullshit, you climb on that ring and you stop complaining !" | Gandhi's sports teacher |
| " I've been happy banging the Sleaping Beauty for one hundred years... Why did I have to kiss her yesterday ??!!" | Prince "Charming" |
| " Hey, you have a plane in your eye ! Hehehehe !!!!" | the second World Trade Tower |
| " I remember when you where in me, Eve... I had a complete ribcage at that time..." | Adam |
| " No, you dumb fischerman, I'm no tuna, I'm a little mermaid !" | the little mermaid |
| " A can of peas and carrots ? Okay guys, this isn't funny anymore !!" | the princess and the pea |
| " Muhahahahaha !!!" | the fat lighter guy to the little match girl |
| " The worst part is when she belchs..." | Jonas in his whale |
| " For your birthday, I got you a complete sanding Pinocchio !" | Geppetho |
| " Aaaaaaaaaah ! Termites !!!" | Pinocchio |
| " Listen Pinocchio, you drop the fish knife, I drop the hand drill, and we talk, okay ?" | the little mermaid |
| " Please, not in the glazer tin, I'll do anything you want !!" | Pinocchio |
| " Some hardener here and there, and here I am, Twinkerbells !!" | Pinocchio |
| " And one gulp of wax for missssster Pegettoh, and onefor Twiiiiiiiinkebellsssss, and.... Hmpfff.... Hueeeeerkh!!" | Pinocchio |
| " Gnnnnniii.... Gnnnnnnniiiiii !!" | Vincent Humbert* (he is a french paraplegic trying to have euthanasia) |
| " Damn clock... Every hundred year, it's the same thing..." | Not sleeping anymore Beauty |
| " Day, night, day, night, day, night, hehehehehe..." | the cieling bulb |
| " How did you guess that I'm as blind as a bat ?" | Claude Monet |
| " Carefull, carefull... Damn, out again !! I really don't know how to color..." | Renoir |
| " Nice backgroung, niiiiiiice blue... Okay, I'm done, what's on TV ?..." | Yves Klein |
| " Huh, no, the trees aren't square you know... What ? What aliens ?" | Paul Cézanne's nurse |
| " I'm just doing a painting for the Red Cross... You want to buy it ??" | Malevitch |
| " So I'm governor of California ? Cool ! When does the film start shooting ?" | Arnold Shwargenegnennereger |
| " If that damned baker gives me another bad baguette, there will be some murder around here..." | Ariel Sharon |
| " I know, but I prefer to play chess ." | Fats Domino |
| " I think I'll paint the room black... No pink, that's a mysterious color ! Hmm, yellow ?" | Rouletabille |
| " Damocles, where did you put your sword again ? Haaaaaaaaa !!! Are you sick or what ??" | Damokles' mother |
| " This is the strongest nut ever..." | Tchaïkowski |
| " I don't want no stupid farmer's boots, I want cowboy's boots !!" | Puss in Boots |
| " I'n not cheating on Rachel, teacher, I'm coming on to her." | Casanova |
| " Please, maam, could I dissect another frog, please ?" | young Henri-Désiré Landru |
| " Sorry young man, you don't get your drivers license. Believe me, it's for your own good..." | Captain of Columbia's licence inspector |
| " I have to stop chasing flies with a rasor... Hey you, get off my ear !!" | Vincent Van Gogh |
| " I should take the tramway today... Aaaaaaaaaargh !!!" | Antoni Gaudi |
| " Who are you ?! And what are your lips doing glued against mine ??!" | Sleeping Beauty |
| " No, in four words... K.I.N.G. of T.H.E. B.E.L.... What ? No it doesn't sound stupid, it just needs some time getting used to !" | The King of the Belgians |
| " Hehe..." | Mona Lisa |
| " Wait, stop painting, I... Atchiaaa!!..." | Mona Lisa |
| " Yes, sure, I noticed your eyes aren't exactly the same color... Don't worry, you'll be atonished by the way I'm painting you... Muhahahaha !!!" | Pablo Picasso to one of the "Demoiselles d'Avignon" models |
| "Yeah, could you send me a temp for a replacement ? That would be for decembre 24th..." | tired Santa Claus |
| "I'm done like a hamburger." | King Burger |
| "We want cho-co-late !! We want cho-co-late !!." | a snails mob |
| "Excuse me, Phiip, could I have an autograph ?" | God |
| "Yes." | Pepin the brief |
| "Not, it's not Alexander the Grappe !! And keep all your... fruits for yourself !!" | Alexander the Great |
| "I'm not losing anything, this thing is insubmersible, so a litle hard water can't hurt, can it ?" | captain of the Titanic |
| "Tom Thumb, Fiona Forefinger, Fiona Forefinger, Tom Thumb." | Rusty Ring Finger |
| "Ho ho, I'm getting loose..." | your screw |
| "Sure mister Marx, I'm a filthy capitalist sucking up the hard-workers' blood. A baguette as usual mister Marx ?" | Karl Marx's baker |
| "I'm really please to get an Oscar for best comic strip ever, but I must say : at last !!" | Phiip, Oscars Ceremony, 2005 |
| "Don't worry, what's-your-name, even if you are second on the moon, you'll still be famous !" | Neil Armstrong and what's-his-name |
| "I love, myself, I'm so pretty, I'm so... Ho ho, I'm getting all excited again..." | Narcissus* |
| "No, I don't lay eggs." | the Easter Bunny |
| "Sure you hurt, but that really doesn't mean that your pain is INSIDE you." | the ass' doctor |
| "Krrrr... Bells formation three o'clock... Krrr..." | Dumbo |
| "Three hours of standby above La Guardia ? Pfff, every easter, it's the same thing..." | a bell |
| "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaahh !!! An apple !!" | a doctor |
| "Why would Santa want me to... NO !! I won't be one of Santa's Elves !!!!" | Legolas |
| "President Lion ? No, I can't do that, it's too sissy !" | King Lion |
| "Goldilocks my ass, I say she's a squatter and we eat her!" | the big bear |
| "We're' out of thea, give me a tampon, will you ?" | Count Dracula |
| "The war in Iraq, I call that spoiling the food, and that's all." | Count Dracula |
| "And why am I summoned for that Elf Trial ?" | Legolas |
| "Georges W. Bush ? Hey, aren't you related to that other Bush that came to visit a few years ago ?" | Saddam Hussein |
| "This place really is a blast !!" | a surgical bomb in an hospital |
| "Oussama, could I come a few days to your beach house ? I need some vacations..." | Saddam Hussein |
| "Sorry, one article per person... No, I'm just fooling around... Hmm... Will that be all, sir ?" | my baker |
| "Captain Hook, could you give me a hand, please ?" | THE crocodile |
| "No, I don't have any light, I... Wait ! Tinker Bell !!" | Peter Pan |
| "Let me guess Tinker Bell... You're disguised as a firefly, right ?" | Peter Pan |
| "What we could do is put water in the coffin and get some fish, that would be real nice." | Happy |
| "Twenty commandments ? Are you crazy, this is heavy stone for chrissake ! I won't carry more than ten, okay ?" | Moses |
| " Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho, It's home from work we go !! What ?... Sorry." | Etienne "Germinal" Lantier |
| " Play Mikado with you ? Are sure about this ?" | Gilles de Tourette |
| " Excuse me sir, I'm sorry but you can't keep your life jacket during the flight..." | my plane's stewardess to... hmm... some guy... |
| "Well, time for my three days appointment with the manicurist again..." | Shiva |
| "I want to ride my ho-O-rse... No, still not right..." | Freddy Mercury |
| "Mister Geppetho, mister Geppetho, I had another nightmare with beavers..." | Pinnocchio |
| "So jaundice is green, measles is purple..." | doctor smurf |
| "Okay, so a dead fish for a hat isn't right... What kind of dead animal should I wear ?" | David Crokett |
| "Bloob... bloob... proatch... bloob..." | a red fish |
| "Sorry little rabbit, at Playboy we don't do does." | Hugh Hefner |
| "Take a number ? But I am not a number, I am a free man !!." | n°6 at the Post Office |
| "..." | Marcel Marceau |
| "No Peter, put that Baygon spray down !" | Tinker Bell |
| "Don't you have any cheddar ?" | the fox |
| "My eyes are NOT itching..." | Captain Hook |
| "Bip, bip !" | the Bip Bip |
| "Bip bip bip" | the Spoutnik |
| "Bip bip bip bip bip" | the Bip Bip in the Spoutnik |
| "I don't get it, I just said to her : pass me the olive oil..." | Popeye |
| "Oh no, I broke a nail.." | Wolverine |
| "..." | the mîme Marceau explains something to Daredevil |
| "You know what's funny ? You teachers will retire when you're, like 70, and I'll be retired in one month !" | Luc Ferry |
| "Luc Ferry ? That name sort of rings a bell, but... Who is he ?" | Jean Luc Raffarin, (prime minister) |
| "Jean Pierre Raffarin ? And again, why should I know this guy ?" | Jacques Chirac |
| "From the top of these pyramids, 20 centuries are looking at you !" | Julius Cesar |
| "Ha ha ha ha ha !!! Strike !!... Hmmm... Well, let's roll that stone up again..." | Sisyphe |
| "The first rule of Fight Club is : you don't talk about Fight Club. The second rule fo Fight Club is... Damnit, I forgot..." | Tyler Durden |
| "Couldn't we eat cold for a change ?..." | a dragon |
| "I don't understand, green is supposed to relax people..." | the Hulk |
| "Hey, hey, wash your hands ! People are supposed to have clean hands when retrieving the sword ! Hey !!" | Excalibur |
| "Mass destrcution weapons, what mass dest... Oh, THOSE mass destruction weapons... Okay, I made them up, got you !!" | Georges W. Bush |
| "Hey, sir ! Bread is for eating, not playing !!" | Charlie Chaplin's baker |
| "Please answer me with words, stop gesticulating like this..." | Charlie Chaplin's wife |
| "Here dad, a sonotone for your 60th birthday..." | David Halliday |
| "It's no use to put your hands over your ears, you know that ?" | the voice in my head |
| "No, relax Luc, it's not a strike, it's Whit Monday..." | Jean Pierre Raffarin (soon to be ex-prime minister of France) |
| "Tell me Luc, are you stupid or what ? This IS a strike, Whit Monday's over !!" | Jean Pierre Raffarin (soon to be ex-prime minister of France) |
| "No, I didn't cut off my nose, just my leg..." | Guillaume Depardieu |
| "Stop calling me ! Can't you just let me dead in peace ?!!" | Jean Jaurès |
| "The only important thing is win win win and win !! If you don't win, you're just a looser ! Aren't you supposed to be taking notes ?" | Pierre de Coubertin |
| "Gasp ! gasp ! Put me back in the water, I can't breathe ! Gasp .......No, I'm kidding !" | a mermaid |
| " They wouldn't accept "Alien" at the registry office..." | Aliénor d'Aquitaine |
| " Dangerous, radium ? You must be kidding, Marie, it gives superpowers !" | Pierre Curie |
| "You don't look like a mutant, Pierre, you look like a guy who has cancer..." | Marie Curie |
| "There's nothing more relaxing than a bath..." | Jean Paul Marat |
| "Passepartout, I have a good news and a bad news : the good news is I decided to stop drinking, the bad news is I made some kind of stupid bet..." | Phileas Fogg |
| "Crrrrrouii... Crrrrrroui... Crrrroui..(shhhhtt)..." | the trojan Horse |
| " Hoolo... Where are we going to put that thing ??..." | the trojan groom |
| " Ice, ice, ice, we want more ice... I'll give you ice, bastards..." | the waiter of the Titatnic |
| " But this panache is filthy !! I'll have to get the javel again .." | Henry IV's maid |
| " Wanna play poker, Saddam ?" | Osama Bin Laden |
| " Can I wear the spades for once ?" | the queen of hearts |
| " I don't understand, he shouldn't be long, he is never late..." | the White Rabbit's assistant |
| " He's a real sweetheart, but he eats like a pig." | bride of Pac Man |
| " I don't understand, all my apples are eco-friendly, how could this happen ???." | Snow White's apples dealer |
| " Okay, so my first name is John, second name Unknown, U, N, K, N, O... What ?" | the unknown soldier |
| " No, I'm not mad at you, darling ! Could you hand me over the axe on the wall ?" | Bluebearb |
| " I know a shortcut from Troy, we'll be back in no time !" | Ulysse |
| " Workdays !!! Tadadam... No, not happy enough..." | Madonna |
| " What do you mean when you say your rats escaped ? The twenty of them ?" | chief of the Power Plant, New York |
| " Yes, I admit it, I did all the drought by myself... Okay, I resign." | Lucien Abenhaïm, head of the french Health Services |
| " What do you mean I can't do scuba diving ? What do you mean I float ?" | Pamela Anderson |
| " Hi. Are you looking for international help or are you planning a terrorist bombing ?" | the girl at the reception, UNO, Bagdad |
| " This time, I stop smoking." | Evinrude, from Bernard and Bianca |
| " You won't dare..." | Marie Trintignant |
| " You see Tuco, there are three kinds of people : those with a gun, those who dig, and those who don't claim their relative's body." | Blondie |
| " Stop pulling my leg !" | Guillaume Depardieu |
| " My dear Thomas, you're really not the light of your age..." | Edison's teacher |
| " No Albert, you homework is done, or it is not done, this is not relative at all..." | Einstein's teacher |
| "Damn ! Where are my keys ?..." | |
| "Okay, so you have finished with the bed ? Then I'll go to sleep, see you tonight..." | my cat in the morning |
| "A herd of elephants ? Where, where ?..." | Eagle Eyes |
| "You can have sex with anybody I don't care, but how dare you sleep with her ?!!" | Morphee |
| "And why is it me again who must play Cyrano ?..." | Charles de Gaulle in highschool |
| "No, I'm not a hooker, I deliver presents to kids, and those are not pervert accessories, those are rendeers !..." | Santa Claus |
| "Hmmm, Santa ? If we go on mission, I think you should take of us the garters and the bras..." | a reendeer |
| "I will come back in, like, when I want again and I mean it !! No, that doesn't sound right..." | Terminator |
| "I might come back ?.... No, still not right..." | Terminator |
| "I have a motorcycle, I can be back just like that...Hmmm, that's better, but still not right..." | Terminator |
| "A nice ride and a pic-nic would be coool, let me get the horses at the stable and... Forget it, let's walk there." | the Augean king |
| "Too much partying last night, I have three headaches..." | Cerberus |
| "You lost the keys again ? Cerberus, what do you have three heads for ?" | Hades |
| "Woof, woof, krrraaa..." | Cerberus got 1/3 of a cold |
| "Hmm, no, thanks a lot, old lady, but I don't like apples, they make me fart." | White Snow |
| "Seven centimeters bootees ? Thank you mom !" | Tom "baby" Thumb |
| "What that in my hair ? Hieearrk !! Erika, you're a pig !!" | Poseidon |
| "Captain, it's not ice, you're holding your telescope backwards !!" | the Titanic's second |
| "I come for the 5000 kicks in the ass major service." | Steve Austin |
| "Wart hog girl ?" | Elephant man |
...| "Meet my best friends, 8 carats and 24 carats." | Marylin Monroe |
| "If I put all my missiles away in Koweit... Then the UNO inspectors won't find them here in Irak..." | Saddam Hussein |
| "If you wanted a table for four, you should have asked for a table for four, and not for the Three Musqueteers or whatever..." | the head waiter at the Queen's |
| "I understand that UNO resolution thing or whatever, but MY new year's resolution was to do a little war..." | Georges W. Bush |
| "Genetically modified corn ? Hmmmmm !!!" | Frankenstein |
| "Sure Ilan, you were the king of the palestinian border Ilan, master of molotovs, Ilan... No Ilan, no demonstration please, this is a space sh..." | captain of Columbia |
| "Okay, okay, okay, I got it, I'm up ! Man, can't a girl oversleep anymore ?" | sleeping beauty |
| " And what do you mean when you say you prefer to do "a front portrait", hmm ?" | Cleopatra |
| " You know, kids, we might spend our next vacations in Koweit again..." | SCUD dad |
| " Where shall I put my big lucky magnet ? Hmmm, here, on the ship's computer !" | that girl in the Columbia space shuttle |
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